10 of the funniest Amazon product reviews


Pam St Clement Canvas Clock


So beloved was Eastenders character Pat St Clement, that she warranted her own tatty merchandise to sit a gin and tonic next to. As flattering as the photo is, one can’t help but be distracted by the hands of the clock themselves. “I’ve looked long and hard for an A5 canvas clock of Pam St Clement, with the clock hands strategically placed atop her upper lip, thus acting as a comedy moustache. Imagine my disappointment when I discover the clock hands were positioned awkwardly above her right nostril.”

They missed an open goal with this one.


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