Some products confuse you by virtue of their very existence. The banana slicer by Kitchen Craft invites many questions as to what prompted such an invention, which one happy customer answers with “My kids were fed up of blood-stained banana sandwiches, fruit salad with fingernails, smoothies with knuckle skin… Now I just whip my banana out and WHAM!! one perfectly sliced banana. No more trauma, no more visits to A and E, no more horrified dinner guests.”
When you put it like that, it sounds rather a-peal-ing.